My name is John. On January 23, 2012 I decided to change my life by losing weight and living a healthier life. Since then I've lost over 75 lbs, discovered the joy of running, and changed how I see and eat food.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
It’s official.
I’m going back to work on April 29th.
Unfortunately I’m also being transferred to a different store.
There are no words to describe how I’m feeling right now.
This year keeps getting better and better.
Dear driver who almost ran me off the I-35/McNeil bridge…
Go.
Fuck.
Yourself.
You have side/rear view mirrors.
Use them before you fucking change lanes. ESPECIALLY if you’re changing lanes to an ON-RAMP.
Asshole.
You know you have too much music when…
You’re browsing your library and come across an album that you’ve never listened to or even seen before.
Seriously, when did I buy this Keane album… I’m not even sure if I like them…
Lamborghini Party Promoter Tried To Airlift Yacht To Austin's Lady Bird Lake
I wish I was joking.
The best part? Motorized boats aren’t even allowed on that lake.
But as it is the weekend of the US Grand Prix, I really shouldn’t be surprised. From past experiences, rich people don’t really understand Austin too well.
I had a nightmare last night.
It was about me being forced to eat thousands of calories of fast food (specifically Whataburger) and gaining 20 lbs back.
I’m not sure whether I should be amused or disturbed.
Ingredient list of the organic veggie pizza I picked up tonight.
Why on earth might it contain tuna?
My iPad Smart Cover was just delivered.
My iPad won’t be here until at Friday at the earliest.
Thanks for teasing me, Apple.
